Masterswarm, Andrew Bird

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DIJWH3Y7xo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgKokFIn3_U&NR=1

So they took me to the hospital
they put my body through a scan
what they saw there would impress them all
for inside me grows a man.

Who speaks with perfect diction
as he orders my eviction
as he acts with more conviction
than I.